1) Surveillance Party will use your personal data, including phone, email, browsing history, discarded faxes, old love letters, latent memories, dead brain cells and artificially created personalities, for whatever purpose they desire. 2) Surveillance Party is not a cult. 3) Surveillance Party has no regard for your privacy, and yet still acts in a more morally justifiable manner than any and all online services you currently use daily. 4) Welcome to Surveillance Party.